These terms and conditions are here to lay some ground over what compensation is to be given during certain inconveniences to or around Imageen. Salmon. These rules are to be abided by and upheld as soon as they become relevant.

1. Signing has been removed due to this being virtual. Instead, agreement to the contract is given as soon as the word salmon has been read. I guess you’ve already agreed.

2. Any cause of inconvenience must be repaid for using cakes. Very minor inconveniences do not make a payment of cake necessary.

3. The size, quality and frequency of cake depends on how much inconvenience was caused, whether damage was dealt and how many times inconvenience has happened.
Examples: Simple foolery results in a fairy cake, leading someone with false promises will result in a slice of Victoria sponge, 3 simple foolings in a row results in 3 fairy cakes, a fooling with a punch will result in a fairy cake with icing on top.

4. You will lose the game.

5. You don’t talk about /b/

6. Should you perform to a commendable standard, you win a cake. The cake you receive will follow the rules stated in 3. However, how it is provided is not certain and you may have to provide it yourself.

7. If you take my work, I get to hit you upside your head. Alright? That means I get to beat you. If I find any on photobucket, the artist must find the original work, leave me their location, and await beating.

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9. If you call me something insulting, I will retaliate with calling you the same thing. It is a valid argument, and you must agree.

10. Cake can be substituted with chocolate, but it must still abide by the rules of 3.

11. No, you are!

12. You just lost the game again.